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From: john anthony

Tanong: ano po ang mga teorya ng pilipinas

Sagot: napakadaming teorya bout our country pero sana ginawa mong capital ung P ng bansa natin para mas may dignidad ang dating. some kindda respect ba naman kahit halos parang wala ka nang natatanaw na pag-asang aasenso pa ang bansa natin! piliPinas? joke! everytime na isusulat natin ang pangalan ng bansa natin sana start lagi in capital bilang paggalang! Pilipinas,Philippines or Pinas! ok?!! ngaun luhod!!

sabi ko ngasa taas, may iba’t ibang teorya kung pano nabuo ang ating bayang minamahal. i-enumerate natin ang bawat isa according sa level ng pagka-addict ng mga nakaisip nito at sa uri ng mga sininghot nila tulad ng rugby, zonrox, sunog na goma, bulok na isda, endosulfan at ibat-ibang uri pa ng kemikal:

1. nagsimula ang teorya ng Pilipinas ng masakop ito ng mga amerikano  - malabo to its!! bago pa kasi dumating ang mga kano, nakikipaglaban na tayo sa ibang lahi para ipagtanggol ang bansa natin. malamang sinakop na ng rugby ang utak ng nakaisip nito.

2. zeus took a big dump then forgot to flush! - talipandas ang nakaisip nito!! mukha ba tayong mga germs na matatagpuan sa jebs??? 

3. Largely volcanic origin, with subsequent growth of coral and gradual deposit of soil. Then came plants, perhaps floating in the sea or seeds dropped by birds. Pretty much the same story as most of the Pacific islands! - ahh…nosebleed tayo d’yan!! pero mas gusto ko nman to kesa dun sa # 2. may corals pa! malamang totoo nga si dyesebel pag nagkataon.

eto nman ang paliwanag ko and since nagkakalabasan na ng english dito, magkaubusan na tayo ng dugo!!

The land called the “Philippines” is really an arbitrary name given by the English to distinguish their colonies in “Indonesia” with that of the Dutch. In both cases the people within those lands shared no common ancestry or cultural history. As I said the name of the lands were developed by Western colonial powers for thier purposes alone, not because the people included saw themselves as one homogeneous group. In fact that was rarely the case. This is also why you see a strangely straight line between Indonesia and New Guinea. The people on either side of this line are not different from eachother, the line was merely the result of a negotiation between the Dutch and England.

ano ba number ng red cross?

hirap ng gantong question! mahirap pasukan ng kalokohan kasi baka ipatapon na lng ako sa ibang planeta! sarap!